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My first fic - Challenge fic: 7 Sins Until Sundown (Part 2)
sanji, darkside, marimos
STUPID LJ didn't let me post it all in one entry... I'm pissed off now... >.>

Anyway, on to the fic...


After having to hang up the phone, he smacked Ace hand and kicked the man into the next wall. He was turned on by the conversation with Zoro and Ace was not helping him in any way. After having kicked him he went up to him and put the Kairouseki cuffs into Ace's hands so the pirate would feel weak. After hearing the pirate whine and call him names he decided to start with the two idiots who were fighting. They didn't seem so dangerous so he decided to start with them.

"Hey, Mihawk-san. What are you doing with a former Shichibukai member?" asked Smoker in a very calm and almost nice voice. He never referred to Mihawk or any other of the Shichibukai members with san or sama but he needed to approach the man with caution.

"This idiot you see here is saying that he wants to be better than me. But no one can be better than me. You see, I'm the strongest person in the whole Grand Line. He should acknowledge that and shut his trap" replied Hawk-Eyes all high mighty.

Smoker though about what he said. He said that he was the strongest one in the whole sea. Smoker tried to think of the possible sin that had hit the Shichibukai member. It wasn't Lust because Ace was the little slut there. It couldn't be Sloth because Tashigi was sleeping so that probably meant that she was the lazy one. It possibly couldn't be Rage because even though he was arguing with Crocodile, he seemed pretty calmed about it. Obviously Gluttony was out of the question because he wasn't eating himself to death. So that let three sins left: Envy, Greed and Pride. He was having a little battle between which one he was until he heard Hawk-Eyes say something.

"Crocodile, can't you see that I'm the most perfect, strongest AND sexy man in the whole sea? It's okay if you want to admire me, but I won't stand you and your envy" said Hawk-Eyes with a pose very similar to the ones Usopp always used when trying to look cool or strong.

So that's what Crocodile is. Envy. So that means that Hawk-Eyes have to be Pride because he's not craving for anything material and such. He just thinks he's the best. He's proud of himself. Way too proud, to be completely honest. He had the perfect idea. He just hoped they would go along with it.

Mission: To contain the sins Pride & Envy by fooling them into having a drinking contest

Challenger: Smoker

Target: Dracule "Hawk-Eyes" Mihawk; Crocodile

"Hey, Mihawk-san. You know, if you're the strongest man ever, you should show Crocodile how strong you are by drinking sake until you one of you passes out first. What do you think? That way Crocodile can finally see you as the strongest man in the whole Grand Line" whispered Smoker into Hawk-Eyes ear. He really hoped this would work out.

"You're right. It's a great idea. I will prove my power to the stupid Croc by drinking sake. I know he will fall before I even get tipsy. This will be perfect." said Hawk-Eyes.

"What did you say? There's no way you can be better than me holding your liquor!! I'm supposed to be better than you!! I will be the one who will keep standing when you're in the ground passed out because of your weakness!" yelled Crocodile. He then turned to Smoker and said "Hey, you! Bring us something strong. I will show this idiot swordsman who's the best!"

Smoker went to the bar and grabbed from 15 to 20 bottles of sake. He knew that they were strong pirates so he knew that they would need a lot of beer to get them wasted. He was trying to hold them all when he suddenly remembered the little pouch of medicine he was carrying with him. He never carried pills with him, but he had been traveling with them just in case he had a massive headache. That's when he remembered what his doctor had told him about the blue capsules that could help you to treat any pain you had. But the side effect of it was that it would make you fall in a deep slumber. This was perfect. Now he could spike their drinks so they could pass out faster. He took a few capsules, opened them and poured the white powder into two bottles. One for Hawk-Eyes and one for Crocodile. After shaking the bottles thoroughly he took each bottle to the pirates.

When Smoker gave each pirate a bottle they immediately started drinking like mad men. He was starting to get scary by those two pirates. They looked like they were going to kill one another just by looking. He hoped that the pills would work because it would become a long day if they didn't. He decided to let them keep drinking while he went to deal with the other pirates. He prayed that when he came back they would be passed out.

Mission results: Put on hold

After leaving those two pirates in their drinking contest he looked over the table at the right and saw "Red Hair" Shanks stuffing his face with food. Gluttony, huh? Not so hard. I hope.

Mission: To contain the sin Gluttony by convincing him of going into the kitchen

Challenger: Smoker

Target: "Red Hair" Shanks

"Hey, you hungry?" asked Smoker. This was too easy.

"Oh, fuck yeah. I've been trying to fill my stomach but I just keep getting hungrier. Why? Do you know where I can find more food?" asked Shanks.

"Yeah, you know, I saw a kitchen back there so there's probably a whole lot more food so you can keep eating until you're full. What do you say? You want to come to the kitchen?" asked Smoker with hope in his voice.

Shanks looking like a little kid on Christmas day started nodding really fast as to say yes to Smoker's question. Then he started running back to the kitchen with Smoker by the hand. After they got to the kitchen, Shanks started to practically raid the refrigerator. He had let go of Smoker's hand and that's when Smoker thought it perfect to close the kitchen to contain Shanks. After seeing that Shanks wasn't even noticing that he was leaving he went to the door, closed it and put a chair so no one could open it. He hoped that there was enough food in there to keep "Red Hair" Shanks occupied until sundown.

Mission results: Success

After dealing with Gluttony he went back to the bar to see if the two pirates drinking had finally passed out. They weren't. They looked a little groggy but they were still drinking and bickering. So, deciding to come to check them up later he went to the back of the bar where he saw a man stealing all the things from the bar. When he approached the man he saw that it was none other than a pirate with an incredibly huge red nose. Let me guess, Greed. Now, how can I contain this guy? Oh, I have it.

Mission: To contain the sin Greed by lying to him

Challenger: Smoker

Target: Buggy "The Clown"

"Psst, hey you. Yeah, you. The one with all the shiny things. You know, I saw some awesome thing outside the bar. I think it's worth millions of dollars." said Smoker. He never was good at lying, but he had to do it for Tashigi and his’ sake.

"An awesome thing? Millions of dollars, you say? I want it!! It's mine!! Give it to me!!" yelled Buggy all of a sudden.

Smoker was taken aback by this sudden behavior. "Hey, man. Calm down. I don't want it. And I don't have it here with me. I would give it to you now, but there are some people here that want it too, so you'll have to hide in the bathroom while I go and get it for you" said Smoker. He won't believe me. He won't believe me. He won't believe me.

"Really? You will get it for me? Ok then. But you have to give it to me, because it's mine. Everything is mine. I'm going to become the King of Pirates so I can have the greatest treasure ever: One Piece." confessed Buggy.

Smoker wanted to laugh. He was worried that the pirate would see through his lie but apparently the pirate was so greedy that he didn't even had space for doubt and decided to trust him. It was kind of hilarious... and lame too. After he took the guy into the bathroom he promised him that he would get the "awesome thing" but that he had to wait a while because "there were people lurking around looking for the thing also, so he had to wait until they were all gone". The pirate believed him and after he closed the door he put a chair so it couldn't be opened. It had been easy. Very easy, indeed.

Mission results: Success

Mission: Check on Pride & Envy

Challenger: Smoker

Target: Dracule "Hawk-Eyes" Mihawk; Crocodile

After he closed the bathroom's door he looked into the table where those two where and he noticed that they were fast asleep in the floor. He laughed a little bit at seeing the two of them sleeping like little babies and was glad that the capsules had worked. He decided that they weren't that much of a threat anymore so he left them in the floor.

Mission results: Success

When he finished containing Greed and checking on Pride and Envy, he thought about the missing sin: Rage. He didn't have a clue of who could have been possessed by that sin but he had to find them. That's when it suddenly became clear to him... Rob Lucci. He had to be Rage. That's why he had been so strong and had even managed to punch him after having Smoker's Kairouseki sword pressed into his chest. Shit, if he was Rage than it would be nearly impossible to contain him. That could not be happening to him. After successfully dealing with all of the sins there was only one left and that was the most strongest of them all. Not only was Rob Lucci strong as hell, now he was filled with Rage, which meant that the man was almost homicidal and untouchable. While being at the brink of desperation he heard Ace's voice. He had almost forgotten about the brat. When he went over to Ace to shut him up he suddenly thought of something. What if Ace helped me find Rob Lucci? It would be easy. We both are Logia fruit users so it would be easier for us to contain him. Thinking about his perfect plan one more time he decided to ask Ace for his help. Just this once.

"Hey, Portgas. I need your help" said Smoker.

"Oh really? Well too bad, because, I'm currently wearing someone Kairouseki cuffs so I can't give you a hand... It is a hand what you want, right? Or maybe a little blowjob?" asked Ace getting in the mood. He hadn't stopped being horny after Smoker put the cuffs in him. In fact, he got more turned on thinking that Smoker wanted to have some foreplay with him for a little bit.

"What are you talking about, Portgas? Look, I just need you to help me contain the sin Rage" said Smoker getting irritated again. He hated when Ace started saying random shit like that when he was trying to be serious.

"Ohhhhhh... Well, I'll help you under one condition" said Ace. He was willing to help Smoker but not without getting something in return.

"Spit it, Portgas. I need to catch this guy so whatever it is you want just say it." said Smoker. He really needed to get to Lucci until he went and killed all of his men or worse yet, he escaped the island.

"Mmmm, I like it. You're so demanding. Well, my wish is rather simple. I want you to fuck me." said Ace matter-of-factly.

Smoker should have seen that one coming but he didn't. He was so focused on finding Lucci that he almost choked on his own breath when he heard Ace request.

"SEX?!! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND, PORTGAS?!! I'VE SAID IT MANY TIMES ALREADY, I.WON'T.HAVE.SEX.WITH.YOU!!" yelled Smoker. It was unbelievable how persistent this brat could be.

"Well then, I guess you don't have my help. Good luck with your little hunt, Smoky" said Ace turning his back to Smoker. He didn't know why Smoker didn't want to have sex with him. He was sexy as hell, dammit. Why didn't this man see that?

Smoker had never been in such a fucked up crossroad before in his life. He really needed Ace's help to contain Rage, but he didn't want to have sex with Ace. It's not that the man wasn't sexy, it's just that the man was too fucking annoying and he would probably haunt him for the rest of his life. He really didn't know what to do. But he guessed that if he did this little thing only once he could be saving the lives of his officer and some pirates too. Dammit! When he thought about it, they weren't even worth his sacrifice. But he knew he had too. So he did what he had never thought in his life he would do... he accepted to screw Ace.

"Okay, okay. FINE!! I'll have sex with you, but only AFTER we find Lucci." said Smoker. He was starting to get pissed off again. He couldn't believe he had actually accepted to have sex with this little fucker. Shit, the fucker tonight will be him, anyway.

"Really? You mean it? Wait, how do I know you're telling the truth? How do I know that as soon as we caught the guy you won't cuff me again, huh?" asked Ace. He seemed to be very rational for a man who was clouded by lust.

"Look Portgas, I'm a man of my word. I would never back down on a promise or a deal so you can rest assured" said Smoker.

"I'm sorry Smoky, but I need some kind of proof or promise that you will fuck me after we finish with the guy. How about this? After I take this cuffs our deal will be sealed, and proof of it will be that you will give me the keys of the cuffs" said Ace. He needed to know that no matter what happened he would get fucked by Smoker by the end of the day.

Smoker was reluctant to give Ace his keys but he knew that he needed to accept Ace's conditions. It was starting to get late and he didn't want anyone to die or anything. So he unlocked the cuffs and gave Ace the keys. Ace didn't wait a second after the cuffs were taken from him when he jumped Smoker and started rubbing his body against the annoyed man. After getting Ace off of him and telling him that he had to wait to after they found Lucci they left the bar in search of the last sin: Rage.


They were worried. They believed in their captain but when Shanks went to a bar he could get so lost in beer and food that sometimes he couldn't be able to notice his surroundings. So when they saw a marine ship anchored in the docks they panicked. One because, hell, they were pirates and two because Shanks hadn't call them to pick him up. That's why Ben, Yasopp and Roux went in search of their captain hoping he wouldn't be in trouble. He could handle the simple marines but what if that ship belonged to one of the admirals?. Now that would mean they were in some deep shit. Trust Shanks to give you heart attacks and such. Being part of "Red Hair" Shanks was excruciating because of their captain's crazy behavior. Now they were running through the jungle hoping to find their captain okay and not in the hands of the marines. After some minutes of cursing and arguing about where the hell was the bar they crashed with something.

"What the hell?" yelled Ben.

"Get out of the way or I'll kick your ass!" screamed the other voice.

"You'll kick my ass? Who the hell do you think you are, you asshole!" said Ben infuriated. He was pissed off because they haven’t found the bar and now there was a man who was asking him for a beating. A beating that he would give with pleasure.

"It doesn’t matter who I am, just get out of my way" said the man.

"I was going to get out of your way but after you said you'll kick my ass, I've started to reconsider" said Ben. It wasn't such a bad idea to fight this man. He was stressed so he should take his frustration on him. "And besides, what are you running away from?" asked Ben.

"Isn't it obvious?! Marines!! I'm so angry! I've been taken prisoner and I'm finally free so I'm gonna make a run for it" said the man.

"So it's your fault there's marines here?!!!" yelled Ben. It was this fucker's fault that Shanks was probably in trouble.

Mission: To kick the man's ass; Contain the sin Rage (but he doesn't know it)

Challenger: Ben Beckman

Target: Rob Lucci

He had been so angry at the man because he was the reason why the marines were in the island that he pinned the man down and started punching him with all his strength. The man hadn't had time to think what was happening when the pirate jumped him and started punching him. He had to say, the pirate was strong as hell. He didn't have that much strength because of the Kairouseki cuffs and sword that he had been exposed to earlier so when he tried to punch the guy he kept missing him. After trying to the punch the pirate he managed to evade one and used this opportunity to make a run for it. When he started to run the mad pirate he was hit very hard with something. After that, everything went black.

"Yasopp, you didn't have to hit him! I was handling him perfectly" yelled Ben.

"Well, I'm sorry to have ruined your fun but we have more important things to worry about than be hitting the man responsible of the marine's presence. What if while you are fighting here Shanks is being taken to the ship?" said Yasopp.

"You're right. I'm sorry. I never lost my temper like this but I just hated the man's guts the first time I saw him. And of course, he's the reason why Shanks may be in trouble." apologized Ben.

"Well, what are we waiting for? Let's find our crazy-ass captain and get the hell out of here" said Yasopp.

Mission results: Success (with the help of Yasopp)

After almost half an hour later they found the bar. Now Ben was really infuriated. The bar had been in the front of the beach, and they had checked the whole jungle expecting to find it there. Yasopp started laughing at Ben's face but he got serious again when he saw the heated look Ben gave him. After searching for marines in the area they decided to enter the bar. They expected to see people in it but they didn't see a single soul in the area. They found this odd and started searching the place in case they would find a clue as to where his captain was. Roux had been looking for the kitchen of the bar when he found a chair blocking the door. He decided to get the chair out if the way and when he opened the door he found the person they've been looking all this time. He called Ben and Yasopp so they could see what their captain was doing.

"What the hell? Shanks what the fuck are you doing?" asked Ben. He knew Shanks liked to eat, but this was beyond him. He looked like he was going to burst anytime soon.

"Oh hey, Ben. I'm eating. This stuff is so good. I just can't get enough of it" said Shanks with a mouth full of food.

"You can't get-- Look, Shanks, we have to go. There's marines in this island and we can’t risk them seeing you. So let's go" said Ben.

"I don't want to. I'm hungry, Ben. I can't stop eating" whined Shanks.

"Look Shanks, we can eat in the ship. In fact, today there's takoyaki. How about it? You love takoyaki" offered Ben. He hoped Shanks would come with him. There wasn't any takoyaki today, but he could deal with an angry captain after they left the island.

"Really? Takoyaki? I want takoyaki!! I want, I want, I want. Let's go!" said Shanks.

When they were coming out of the kitchen they saw Shanks “friendly” enemy Hawk-Eyes and former Shichibukai member Crocodile. Shanks asked Ben and Yasopp to bring Hawk-Eyes with them because he wanted to "have a takoyaki party" with the swordsman as well. They decided to take the swordsman with them before Shanks started whining and such. Even though they didn't like to spend time with the Shichibukai member, it was ten times better than listening to Shanks complaining about not having a party with the swordsman. At least they had found Shanks without having an encounter with the marines.


Smoker was starting to lose his patience with Ace. The fucker hadn't stopped groping him and rubbing his body with Smoker's. He had taken his Kairouseki sword to hit Ace with it when they stumbled across a body in their way. He couldn't believe what was lying in the grass. There, lying in the floor was Rob Lucci, unconscious of all things. He couldn't help the content sigh that escaped from his mouth when he saw that Rob Lucci hadn't escaped the island. At least he wasn't going to fight the raging and powerful Zoan fruit user. Just to make sure that Lucci wouldn't escape the marine officer once again he put the Kairouseki cuffs to Lucci and started to carry him back to the bar.


When they got to the bar Smoker threw Lucci near Tashigi's side. Not so near her, just in case he would wake up and attack her but near enough so he could see where he put him. She still hasn't woken up. When he sat in one of the stools from the bar to take a break of dealing with a bunch of crazy pirates, Ace sat in his lap.

"Look Ace. You didn't actually help me contain Lucci so there's no deal" said Smoker. He didn't have to fight Lucci AND fuck Ace so it was a win-win situation for him. He was really proud of himself.

"Uh uh. You're wrong my dear smoky friend. Our deal was that after the cuffs were taken from me we were going to have sex after finding Lucci, whatever happened. There wasn't a guarantee that we would have to fight to Lucci so you could fuck me, so, deal's still on, baby" whispered Ace in to Smoker's ear while licking a path from the ear lobe to Smoker's Adam’s apple.

Smoker had forgotten all about that. He really did accept to those conditions. So not only freeing Ace had been a total waste but now he had to fuck him too. He possibly had the worst luck in the whole fucking Grand Line. But like he said earlier, he was a man of his word so he would take full responsibility of his actions. "Fine, Portgas. Let's get this over with" said Smoker. If he was going to have sex with the pirate he could at least enjoy it as well.

"Mmm, I knew you would never go back in your word. I like that about you. Just like I love this" said Ace while rubbing Smoker's bulge.

Mission: Fuck Ace's brains out; contain the sin Lust

Challenger: Smoker

Target: Ace

Ace kept rubbing Smoker's cock and took him fully in his hand through the clothes. Smoker grunted in response and started to take Ace's clothes off. After struggling to take his clothes off too he pushed three fingers in Ace's mouth. Ace having understood the reason to this, started to lick them while moving forward and backward as to rub Smoker's cock with his entrance. Smoker liked this and started moving as well. After having coating the fingers thoroughly, Smoker took the fingers and pushed them into Ace's puckered hole. Ace's pants were driving him mad so he started scissoring the fingers inside while adding a third one to prepare Ace. That's when he found Ace's bundle of nerves which made him pull Smoker's hair painfully and moan loudly.

"Ahh... Smoker. St--stop the teasing and just fuck me. I'm gonna cum" moaned Ace.

Ace was already leaking and was trying to rub his cock with Smoker's. Smoker laughed a little at having so much control over Ace's body and will. After playing a little with Ace's source of pleasure he decided to exchange his fingers for something much bigger. He pushed his cock into Ace's hole and was surprised when Ace didn't wait for him to push it inside when he impaled himself to the hilt. Smoker moaned loudly at this and wanted to pound into that tight little hole like there was no tomorrow but he knew that he had to wait for Ace to grew comfortable before fucking him like mad man. Some seconds passed and Ace started to move, slowly at first and then a little faster.

"Fuck Portgas. You're so tight" breathed Smoker.

He didn't know that sex with the pirate would feel so good. He never wanted to stop. Ace had been turned so turned by those words that he started to ride him hard and fast holding his hat in his head, jerking himself while moaning Smoker's name. Smoker felt that he was getting close to cum so he started moving and moaning louder as well. Smoker pushed Ace's hand aside and started to pump Ace’s cock at the same rhythm he was thrusting into Ace and took a nipple in his mouth.

"Ahh... mmm... Smoker... I'm gonna cum. Ahh... Smoker..." moaned Ace.

He could feel himself getting closer and closer and now having Smoker pump him and suck on his nipples was taking its toll on him. Not to forget that Smoker had been hitting his prostate dead on since he impaled himself. Smoker's cock was incredibly long and thick so he didn't have to move that much to hit that spot that made him see white every time. After a few pumps more, Ace came hard between them while moaning Smoker's name. Smoker followed right after him when hearing Ace moaning his name. He breathed Ace's name while spilling his seed inside Ace.

A few moments passed while they regained their breaths. Smoker, haven't had proper sleep for almost three weeks started to unintentionally close his eyes. Ace noticed this and suddenly felt tired too. So, he took Smoker's coat and covered them both with it while still sitting on Smoker's lap. He was still plenty horny, but tired too so he decided that because he wasn't going to have another chance at cuddling with his crush he should stay there. Putting his head in Smoker's chest, he closed his eyes and went to sleep.

Mission results: Success


Ace woke up an hour later and when he looked outside it was dark already. That meant that the curse has been removed. When he tried to move he felt something inside his ass. That's when he remembered everything that happened in the past few hours and couldn't help but smile. He recalled having Smoker make a deal with him about fucking him when finding Lucci and Smoker had kept his part of the deal. He had enjoyed his time with the marine officer and he wanted to have another go at it but he knew that if Smoker woke up he would surely take him prisoner and Ace couldn't take that chance. After all, he was in the middle of an important mission trying to find Blackbeard. When he got off of Smoker's lap, Smoker moaned Zoro's name. Ace thought he had heard wrong or something so he shook his head. Ace went to grab his pants when he found himself with Smoker's wallet almost falling off of Smoker's pants. Ace had been a curious person since he was a little kid so he decided to check the inside of Smoker's wallet to see if there was something "important". When he opened the wallet he found himself with a small sized picture of Zoro from the wanted poster. It was worn out, like it had been touched and looked at it every day and Ace started to laugh mischievously. So he really did moan Zoro's name. And that's why he was turned on when I called Zoro. He likes Zoro. Ace couldn't believe that his crush was in love with his other crush. This was awesome. He had to be the incarnation of one of God's angels because surely someone loved him upstairs. Tucking the picture in the wallet and putting it inside of the pants again, he finished dressing himself. He kissed Smoker before leaving (in fact, this was the first time he kissed him... Smoker hadn't kiss him when they made sex) and wrote a note and tuck it inside of Smoker's jacket. Ace decided to go to the bathroom before he took off and after taking the chair off the door he found himself with a sleepy Buggy. He had forgotten all about the pirate and decided to wake him up.

"Hey, Buggy. You okay, buddy?" asked Ace.

"Mine. It's all mine" mumbled Buggy in his sleep.

"Hey Buggy, wake up. There are marines here" said Ace. He thought that if he wanted to wake up Buggy he had to scare him.

"What? Marines? Where? I can't let them take me. Ace, take me with you!" yelled Buggy.

"Ok, ok. I'll take you with me. Just stop screaming and let me go to the bathroom first" whispered Ace. His little boat couldn't hold more than one person but he couldn't leave Buggy there. After all, Buggy was looking for his brother and who knew what the reason was.

After Ace finished his business in the bathroom he left the bar with Buggy. He wished he could be there when Smoker read the note but he knew that he had to leave before the marines came in looking for their captain. Hoping to see Smoker or hear from him again, he got on his little boat with Buggy and took off; leaving the island that fulfilled one of his wishes behind. Now, he had to fulfill his second one... having sex with Zoro. After calling him and telling him how everything went, of course.

"Hey Zoro... What's up?" asked Ace.

"Oh hey, Ace. Everything ok, I guess" said Zoro.

"Yeah. Smoker and I were able to deal with everyone and I got to thank you for suggesting him to have sex with me" said Ace. He really was grateful to the swordsman's suggestion.

"What? He really had sex with you? Dude, that was a joke. Oh my God, you guys had sex together? I'm so sorry." said Zoro. He couldn't believe that Smoker had paid attention to what he said and even took it seriously. Now he felt bad for the marine.

"What? Don't apologize, man. It was great. I've always had the hots for that man so you just helped me get him. I owe you a BIG one" said Ace.

"Well, let's just hope that he doesn't find out that it was just a joke because I bet he will skin me alive" said Zoro.

"Oh, umm, yeah. Let's not hope for that. Well, I have to go, so, talk to you later" said Ace. If only Zoro knew.

"Okay, take care. Bye, Ace" said Zoro.

Shit! He was in deep shit!


Tashigi woke up feeling confused and out of place. She didn't know when she had fallen asleep and suddenly she remembered being hit by some strange ball. That's when she got up fast and looked at her surroundings to find no one. Well, Lucci was by her side and her captain was in a chair sleeping. Wait, what? Sleeping? NAKED?!! She couldn't help it and screamed at the top of her lungs.

"Wha-- what? What the hell, Tashigi?!! Why the hell are you screaming at this time in the morning?" asked a disoriented Smoker.

"Smoker-san. You're... you're..." stuttered Tashigi.

"What is it, woman? Spit it out already!" said Smoker. He was having a great dream about a certain green-haired swordsman when a scream interrupted him. He wanted to kill the person who dared to interrupt him but he had to refrain himself when he saw that the source of the screaming was coming from his second in command.

"Sir, you're naked" said Tashigi turning her back to Smoker.

Smoker blushed when he noticed that he indeed was naked and sporting a hard on. He wished the earth could just swallow him right then and there. To be naked was one thing but to have a hard on in front of your second in command was out of the question. He took his pants and took off to the bathroom. After he got there he splashed cold water into his erection hoping it could help it to go down. He tried to think about what had happened earlier today and remember having had sex with Portgas D., Ace. He groaned because he had fell asleep that Ace and the pirate that was supposed to stay in the bathroom had managed to escape but at least he didn't have to deal with them anymore. He hoped. After his hard on was gone he dressed himself before going outside.

He left the bathroom and went to the kitchen to find a very angry bartender/owner of the bar. He noticed that "Red Hair" Shanks had escaped too so he decided to check the two idiots that had been having the drinking contest. He only found one of them. Crocodile was lying in the floor having passed out because of the sleeping pills. At least I'm taking one of them with me.


Back at the ship Smoker put some cuffs to Crocodile as well and tied him into one of his bed post while Lucci was tied in the other one. Smoker was pretty happy that he was taking to HQ two potential threats even though he let a few others escape. But he would have time for the others later. Now, he just wanted to call Zoro and tell him that it was a total success (not counting what happened with Ace). When he went to find Strawhat's crew den den mushi number in his wallet he panicked when he didn't find the little paper that contained the number. But what really freaked him out was that Zoro's photo was missing too. After throwing everything out of his wallet he grew angrier. There wasn't any photo in there. He checked the pockets of his pants and there was no photo either. He decided to check his jacket just in case and felt relieved when he found the photo in one of the pockets. When he took it out he saw that there was something written at the back of the photo.

"I don't remember writing anything in the photo" said Smoker more to himself than to somebody.

This is what the photo had written:

Dear Smoky-kun. How are you? I hope you’re feeling good after relieving some of the sexual tension you were carrying with me. I came across with this picture and noticed that you probably have the hots for certain green-haired swordsman. Well, guess what? ME TOO!! Cool, isn't it? Well, I'll have a little talk with him and ask him if we could work something out, if you know what I mean. Well, I should be leaving now because you’re probably going to wake up any minute now or your fellow marines will come for you. I'll call you if anything happens... Take care

P.D. I forgot to tell you that what our dear friend Zoro told you about you needing to have sex to "contain me" was just all a lie. You didn’t need to fuck me to deal with me. Oh, oh. And also, you could have left with Tashigi and Lucci and none of the other pirates that were affected by the sins balls would have died. I just said that so you could stay with me. :P
Yours sexually,

Smoker had been silent for almost 5 minutes until he finally lost it and woke all of the crew with his screams. "WHAT?!!! THOSE TWO BRATS LIED TO ME!!! THOSE LITTLE FUCKERS!! I'LL GET THEM!!! I SWEAR THAT I'LL KILL THEM!!!" yelled Smoker over and over again.

After the crew had managed to calm him over a cup of tea he had stopped screaming and trashing stuff. When the officers deemed it safe to leave him, they left the room. Smoker was thinking how he should torture the two pirates that played with him until he remembered what Ace had said to him about talking with Zoro about "working something out". That was the only thing that was stopping him from going after Ace and the Strawhat's first mate right now. But, even though that sounded like a great idea and he wished that would become true, he couldn't help thinking this:

I swear that I’m the devil’s son or Lucifer himself incarnated in a human being because fuck, someone upstairs officially hates me. It was finally confirmed.

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Author's Notes:

FINALLY!!! Do you know what it means to write 62 and a half pages?!! It’s hell, people! Hell, I tell you!... Well, first of all this wasn't my idea. I just made this fic as a challenge. Lolly-senpai was nice enough to invite all of her readers to make their own version of the "7 Sins till Sundown" fic so she could read them and have a good time. I certainly did. I didn't meant for it to be so long but I wanted to do a good job so I kept writing and writing until this monster was born. I feel a little scared because this is my first fanfic. A one-shot fic at that (like I said, is a challenge fic, not my original idea) so I hope you guys be nice to me :-/ Oh, and I'm sorry if the A/N are long but I just love when authors explain things at the end of the fic. And also so you can know a few things about me and the fic as well. :D Oh and I know, I know... It was a lame sex scene, but hey, it's my first fanfic :S

[1] "Going ballistic" is one of my favorite phrases. Also "Screaming bloody murder"

[2] I decided to make Buggy say those things about Ace, because I wanted to make Ace & Luffy more similar in that aspect. If you guys remember, Buggy said those same things when Luffy gave him his bracelet even though Buggy was planning on deceiving him. :P

[3] I fucking LOVE Crocodile's laugh. Every time I hear it, it just get my blood pumping faster and faster. In fact, his laugh is my text messages alert tone. While my ringtone is the little fight between Zoro and Sanji where they say:

Zoro: Ahou ga
Sanji: Eh?
Zoro: Ahou ga
Sanji: EHH??
Zoro: AHOU GA!!

[4] This is also one of my favorite and best phrases of all time. And I was able to use it. Yay!!

[5] You may be thinking: "Woman!! Cowboys don't exist in One Piece", but I think they do. Maybe they're not called "Cowboys" per se, but there have been guys with hats riding horses. So, I decided to make cowboys real in the story. Besides, you can't tell me that every time you see Ace you don't imagine him naked, wearing only his hat while "riding' someone (or some smoky little guy) like he was a cowboy. Come on!!! Don't lie to yourselves.

[6] I always wanted to use that phrase. I'm happy that I found the opportunity. By the way, I first came across that saying while looking for Dean and Sam wallpapers (from Supernatural) Yeah!! WINCEST FTW!!!!

[7] This is a lie. This is NOT a rule. Ace just said this so Smoker wouldn't leave. He's just manipulating the situation. I'm really sorry if I tainted your rules and the whole "7 sins" idea, Lolly-senpai!

[8] I know, I know. You're probably saying now: "Woman, if Ace had Luffy's den den mushi number everything would be different in One Piece" but people, I had to do this for the sake of the fic. I wanted to make the Strawhat crew part of this fic in honor of Lolly-senpai, the author of "7 Sins till Sundown". Please understand... Oh, and by the way, does any of you noticed that Luffy's den den mushi has a straw hat? It was fucking hilarious. I almost pissed my pants when I saw it. I took a snapshot of it. So, if you want to see it just tell me... :P

[9] I don't know if you guys remember but in one of the episodes of the Thriller Bark arc Sanji said "I'm such an idiot for over curling my eyebrows..." after having a negative ghost pass through him. I couldn't believe him at first but apparently it's true... Hahahaha... Isn't that funny? I also took a snapshot of it, so if you want to see it just tell me. In fact, I have snapshots of all the episodes of One Piece. I'm just trying to upload them to my page in myanimelist.net so people can laugh a little bit and remember some stuff about One Piece...

List of the people who had been hit by the sins balls:

Wrath - Red – Lucci
Greed - Yellow - Buggy
Sloth - Blue – Tashigi
Pride - Violet – Hawk-eyes
Lust - Pink - Ace
Envy - Green – Crocodile
Gluttony - Orange – Shanks

Damage Control: Smoker, Ben & Zoro (by phone)

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Sorry for the long period of time it took me to get to reading this. I've been insanely busy!

I'm glad to see that you decided to post it to here! Wow! 62 pages in total! That's a great deal, and a first fanfic? You've really put a lot of work into the suggestions. Good job.

Overall, this was a nice read. Only real big suggestion, some of the paragraphs go on too long without a split. Even if it is the same scene, if there's a different action or the character moves, better to separate it. Easier on the reader's eyes. ^___^

I do hope you write more for One Piece

WOOOOOOOO!! I just returned from running around the living room for how excited I was!! I mean, THE Devlinnreiko wrote ME a comment in MY first fic... I could die happy right now... No regrets... ^^ Anyway, like always, I respect suggestions from authors so believe me, I will do as you said... NO MORE LONG CHAPTERS!! *sends Zoro to start separating paragraphs of the upcoming fic*

Well, I hope that when I upload more of my fics you find the time to read them... Someday... LOL... But more importantly, thank you for reading it. You don't know how much that means to me... Really...

Well, take care, oh and Zoro sent me to tell you that he's "grateful" to you for giving him more to do... XD

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